The Zen of Hankies

(Leather Life column published in Lavender Magazine, Issue #324, October 26, 2007)

Hankie haiku here

The zen of the hankie code

Read and you will know

Red hankie on left

You want to shove your fist where?

That sounds good to me

Dark red hankie right

I handle two fists at once

Even both of yours

Black right masochist

Breathlessly says thank you sir

May I have one more?

Grey in right pocket

I am a bondage bottom

Tie me up tightly

Charcoal hankie left

Rubber top looks for bottom

Latex is sexy

Mr. Businessman?

I’m flagging grey flannel right

Do you wear a suit?

Black and white checked left

I am into safer sex

I hope you are too

Yellow stripe on chaps

I am into watersports

I don’t mean swimming

Mustard hankie right

Tonight I’ll be a size queen

Got a big package?

Gold hankie on left

We are a loving couple

Looking for one more

Gold lamé flagged right

I like my men with muscles

Love your great physique

Apricot flagged right

Chubby means there’s more to love

I like them beefy

Tan in left or right

Cigar is just a cigar?

Let’s play and find out

Rust in left pocket

Cowboy seeking horse to ride

Yippee ki yi yay

Coral hanky left

Little piggies at market

Suck my toes, baby

Light pink right pocket

My tits are wired to my groin

Play with my nipples

Dark pink left pocket

I like to wield a dildo

Let me work on you

Fuchsia on left

Have you been a naughty boy?

Someone needs spanking

Lavender flagged right

You’re looking at a drag queen

Worship the diva

Red and white striped left

I like razors and lather

Need a shave, mister?

Purple left pocket

Looking for a piercing scene

Where’s my pin cushion?

Olive drab on left

Military drill sergeant

Follow orders, boy

Hunter green on right

Stud muffin boy on a quest

Are you my daddy?

Hustler here for hire

Kelly green in left pocket

I’m yours for a price

Robin’s egg blue left

Let us sing the glories of

The number 69

Medium blue left

Policeman wanting action

Obey the officer

White in right pocket

Brought to you by J and O

Simply the basics

Leopard hankie left

Let me show you my tattoos

I’m a work of art

Teddy bear flagged left

Want someone to cuddle with

Lots of big bear hugs

Tie-dyed hankie left

I’m a hippie and a top

Peace and love, brother

Cocktail napkin left

Wanna bed a bartender?

My shift ends at 2

Chamois left pocket

My motorcycle’s outside

Wanna come see it?

Doily right pocket

I’m a tea room toe tapper

Check out my wide stance

Stereo plug left

Sound system will fuck your ears

While I do the rest

Orange hankie left

I’m open to anything

What you got in mind?

For a rainbow tribe

A rainbow hankie spectrum

Now you understand